Do you need a box of tissues with that?

Tonight, I'm angry. Now, I understand that sometimes, that's the norm for me. However, tonight, it's righteous anger. It's fueled by the drama of others. I admit that I'm a bitch. Come on. Who that knows me doesn't know that fact? I admit that I have dissenting opinions from others. I admit that I love a good fight now and then. It's comparable to a good fuck. However, I also admit that other people's whiny ass dramatic ways drive me nuts! I will tell you, my friends, that this is anger is mainly fueled by Facebook drama. One of the worst. And it plagues my life. Do I bring some of it on myself? Sure. Am I sometimes naive to the absolute lengths people will go to to prove themselves idiots? Oh, absolutely. Should I have to filter myself for these idiots? You bet your ass not. If anything, they make me who I am. They make me the angry, people hating, bitch that I am. And I love it. I will tell you what I'm tired of.

*Whiny ass vague attention seeking posts:
   Example : Anonymous: Sad :(
                   Friends: Why?
                                What's going on?
                                 Can we help?
                    Anonymous: I'll text you. (Although its more like txt u. Like it's so fucking hard to type the e and the yo)

Give me a fucking break! If you wanted attention so bad, couldn't you text your friends in the first place instead of putting up your stupid, melancholy, dramatic, irritating post in the first place?? Facebook is a public forum people! Every one of your posts is seen by every one of those friends on your list. And another thing, who really needs to have 500 or more friends on their page. Really?! You're friends with that many people in real life? You talk to them all? Share all of your deep dark secrets with them? No! You don't. Moron.

*Bitching about the same thing, every single fucking day! I understand your job sucks, your wife is a bitch, your husband's an asshole, your kids are brats. Yeah, I get it. I bitch about my kids, wife, husband, kids too. Not Every. Single. Goddamn. Day. Take a hundred milligrams of suck it the fuck up and get over yourselves! If you don't like it, change it. Quit your job, get a divorce, sell your kids. Just shut up!

*Copy and Pates. Oh, do not get me started on the copy and paste statuses. "Copy and paste this status so you'll cure breast cancer", "Copy and paste this to stop child abuse", "Copy and paste this to solve world hunger". Really? Sitting on your ass behind a computer screen, copying and pasting every single stupid thing to bring "awareness" to a problem doesn't do shit! I wish I could copy and paste a million statuses to get rid of you assholes. That would bring awareness to a real problem.

*The people who take offense at every post. These people fuel me. These people are my lifeblood. I love these morons the most. They make me look smart. I love looking smart. You can't take a joke? Sweet, come into my lair. You hate everything that's different from what you are and seek to put it down around every turn? Oh, you're the best. Come closer, sweetness. You're a narrow minded prick? Can I keep you? It's sad, but true. I enjoy myself at the expense of others.

*Bad spelling and grammar. Oh, how I hate it. What I hate worse than bad spelling and grammar? Text speak. U is not you. Txt is not text. Tho is not though. It's really not that hard to type out the extra few letters is it? Well, if you know how to spell it in the first place. I mean, come on. People can't be that stupid. Or can they??